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relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.
‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
by Maxim11 June 9, 2018
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shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.
My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018
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un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship
by team america August 30, 2007
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relationship goddess

Someone who is great at realationships.
I need some advice on chandler. I'll ask Ashley, she is a relationship goddess.
by Delaneraeee November 22, 2015
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.
My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.
by jkoppel September 7, 2022
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Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.
Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.
by Bucaro March 31, 2022
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