red notebook!

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.

"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"

by SharkyFishEaterVegetarian August 19, 2009

red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005

red herring

Something used to divert attention form the real matter, issue or object(a dead red herring was often used to confuse or test the scent of a hunting dog)

That kid was just a red herring to prevent his friends from being caught in the act.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2008

Red Dead Redemption 2

Red Dead Redemption 2 was released on October 26th, 2018 for PS4 and Xbox One. Featuring the Van Der Linde gang, you play as Arthur Morgan well known as the best protagonist in gaming history. Dead Eye, a feature from Red Dead Revolver and Red Dead Redemption, makes a comeback as Arthur and John have different Dead Eye sounds. Online is also featured for Rockstar as they go blind and forget the story mode. Red Dead Redemption 2 was one of the best games of 2018.

“Hey dude, I’m gonna play Red Dead Redemption 2 all night.”

by builttobeanidiot May 21, 2019

Red Hat Retard

People who wear red MAGA hats.

The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.

by Cage Britney December 20, 2018

red rings of death

What happens when your xbox 360 messes up
The usually green rings that surround the power button, turn red.

I was playing madden 07 on my 360, then all of a sudden my screen cut off and I saw the red rings of death, i was freaking out.

by Ima Moron September 26, 2006

Red Nose Day

Red Nose Day is an official Day of the year where the United States among other countries helps third world countries by feeding starving children and donating supplies and medical aid.

John Legend sang the song Lay Me Down on Red Nose Day.

Can I lay by your side? I'll take care of you and make sure you're alright.

-John Legend

by PWS27 May 9, 2017