rectal rapunzel

When your ass hair is so long it can be used as a super power.

When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.

by Doozerdude June 30, 2021

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses

I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen

by JustASpy November 28, 2023

Rectal Reception

Holding hands while double fisting a rectum

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.

by Hope Fully May 16, 2025

Rectal Bleeding

My anus is bleeding harder then me cutting my finger when i see a furry in woodworking

The Doctor said i have Rectal Bleeding from that day

by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

rectal hammar

The name givin to Somone who destroys recroms in a awesome way

Dude Taylor is such a rectal hammar dude he gave Bo a hammering

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013