When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020
Get the B-Rate Entertainmentmug. The Conservative belief that the majority agree with their opinion, particularly because of ratings on a social media post.
Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.
Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Generally this occurs on left-leaning social media posts, where the majority of the received feedback is from conservative users.
Typically the smaller, conservative group tend to base their beliefs around hatred, and thus feel the need to give overwhelming negative feedback to assert dominance and protect their sensitive egos. The actual majority however, tends to be made up of people who don't care, or are intelligent enough not to argue with idiots.
Post: "Donald Trump has a bad spray tan and says a lot of stupid things."
Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.
Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
Person 1: Why does that post have more dislikes than likes? Everything about it is completely true.
Person 2: Oh don't mind that, it's just from a bunch of cultists using the Conservative Rating Fallacy.
by I Chose To Speak Facts May 20, 2021
Get the Conservative Rating Fallacymug. One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.
by QuacksO August 13, 2023
Get the EMPA ratingmug. Matt: Having a hard time finding normal girlfriend material on Tinder
Sticky: You should try Match.com, the Chick Through Rate is probably better
Sticky: You should try Match.com, the Chick Through Rate is probably better
by StickyOne January 10, 2019
Get the Chick Through Ratemug. by RealBrooklyn January 13, 2025
Get the Grum Ratemug. False Fringe-Bounce Rating:
The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful
The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful
by FFB guy May 2, 2022
Get the FFB Ratingmug. The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.
Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.
Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.
Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.
Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.
Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.
You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
Get the Estate Ratemug.