Fox-puppet

An angry complaining soul misinformed by sensationalist press.
Dear Fox-puppet, thank you for your email. Unfortunately...

Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.

Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.
by Lou Dobbs Ex-CNN November 14, 2009
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Cock puppet

A term for a sock like vestige that has been ejaculated into and is now soiled, crusty and dripping stale semen.

Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet, I felt used and dirty; and then he threw me out.

Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.

The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
by zaprime June 28, 2021
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minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina
I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet
by bigcockfratelli January 23, 2012
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puppet lovin'

The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.

Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.

Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
by omnombomb September 03, 2010
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Slut Puppet

Trashy woman who is more than willing to do anything their partner, or anyone who they find pleasing to their eye, wishes or enjoys no matter the cost.
That annoying kid in class who doesnt understand that the person they like wont go out with them so hes a slut puppet.
by SUcK$DI(kFOrCA$h May 03, 2015
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party puppet

One who follows their political party blindly and never questions the authority figure of the political party.
He is such a party puppet that the President could commit genocide and he would still vote for him again.
A party puppet would never question his political party's motives.
by U.S. Custom Stickers August 19, 2018
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Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.
by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022
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