when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.
"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"
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Me: Hey Anna! Want to come spend the night in my room with me?
Anna: Hmm I dont know...
Me: Perhaps one day if you're feeling dangerous.
Anna: And promiscuous!
Anna: Hmm I dont know...
Me: Perhaps one day if you're feeling dangerous.
Anna: And promiscuous!
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Get the Promise Ring mug.Not a promise at all. Moroccans think it's okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.
''He told me this carpet is genuine Berber, but it's made in China. Moroccan promise...''
Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."
Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."
by George11111 June 11, 2013
Get the Moroccan Promise mug.A small, middle-class, suburbian town in Northern New Jersey. New Providence lives in the shadow of neighboring towns Chatham and Summit. The kids at the high school are usually ignorant douchebags who know nothing about anything outside the shithole they call a town. Although there are exceptions, the guys at the high school think their hot shit but the reality is that they get their asses handed to them in almost every way possible. To make up for these deficiencies, they all like to show off their "hot rods". I hate to be the one who tells them this but that's not gonna get you anywhere buds. The girls at New Providence arent much better. Again there are exceptions, but for the most part they are artifically tanned orange pieces of mass who could care less about anything other than their skin tone. Their academics are on the decline and their sports teams are incredibly average, continually getting their asses kicked by rival, Governor Livingston of Berkely Heights. I don't even go there or live in Berkely Heights. There is nothing to do in town but hang outside CVS and Blockbuster in the Village Shopping Center or get stoned outside Friendly's. There are very few places to eat, and with the exception of Coppola's which does have extraordinary pizza, the majority of the food cannot be digested. To sum it all up, New Providence is an uncultured town that shouldn't even be compared to its neighbors Summit, Chatham and Berkely Heights (again I do not live in any of these places).
Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
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the jonas brothers or jennifer hudson discussing promise rings with Russle Brand at the MTV awards 2009
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