pornocalypse

The death that all humanity faces when men watch porn and jack off so much that our groinal region becomes insensitive and our balls must migrate to our chin then no person will think ever again from fear of public orgasms from thinking and scratching their chin. This will lead to mankind being dumb as shit forever.

Tommy lost 98% of his brain power after the pornocalypse.

by Newton of Now April 3, 2008

Pronouns

Something people think they can just change on a dime. Originally referring to gender, (He/him she/her) it now refers to what people want to pretend to be.

Karen is whining about her pronouns again.

by chryobyte November 2, 2021

pronouns

a set of nouns in the english language used in place of a name. pronouns can vary from me, that, myself, i or gendered pronouns such as he/she/they.

1. I love hanging out with my friends.
2. He uses any pronouns.

by incomprehensible being September 10, 2022

porno burger

MiChi's (pron. mee-shee) perfect combination of ground beef and ranch dressing mix cooked over grilly goodness. The taste is so amazing it is like an orgy i your mouth and should be considered pornographic.

Josh: "Yo man...me and the wife are grillin' and drinking tonight. Wanna stop over?"
Wiz: "Will there be porno burgers?"
Josh: "Of course!"
Wiz: "God damn right I'll be there!!"

by John Wiz April 22, 2008

poonography

1. Explicit pictures, writing, or other material depicting defecation and whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal for those with a poo fetish.

2. The presentation or production of such material.

John used his webcam to create poonography by supplying a live feed of him taking a huge crap onto his keyboard in order to sexually excite his boyfriend, Tim, with whom he has a long-distance relationship.

by Professor Dumpypants March 20, 2010

porno

Something good. porno is porn in norwegian.
but also a very sweet term for ¨good¨
if somethings good you can just say, wow thats porno and not- thats good.

Jan Åge: wow look at that skater he`s damn good!

Karl Petter: naha he aint good, he`s porno!

Jan Åge: what? porno? aint that porn?

Karl Petter: yeah but porn is good and then the skater is porno ;)

by Mikipedial March 16, 2008

porno

"hypertrophied fiction of sex consumed in its mockery, for its mockery, a collective spectacle of the inanity of sex in its baroque assumption".

- Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation p.92

The internet. There is no better example.

by Jean Baudrillard July 21, 2005