The splash of
water that invades your unsuspecting, often freshly gaped sphincter, as
soon as the
Titanic. breaks in half and takes the plunge.
I came in sliding hard to
first, drifted right passed second, planted my
cheeks on third, plopped a
turd and wet the spurd.... Drats, although better than the shats... The porcelain pressure washer strikes again!!!