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The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
by Freaky porch September 29, 2024
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penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022
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vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.
Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.
by D. D. D. September 6, 2023
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Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....
Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat
by OGPORCHPANDA July 6, 2018
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sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
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Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
by WMWARRIOR February 24, 2022
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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024
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