Ew Poor

A joking way to make fun of your friends.

You have level 1 armor, Ew poor

by IdkboiX September 30, 2020

Filthy poor

The first definition ever. So fucking poor you eat your own teeth for food. This is 2021. To be honest it's worse than poverty and my heart goes out to you if you identify with being raised with this standard of living. In America, we need better ways to raise our people strong!

You're so filthy poor I'd give you my food from my lunchbox, because I don't need it!

by Thorshammer2021 September 1, 2021

Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022

alcohol and poor judgement

College.

Alcohol and poor judgement. aka college

by mr. poopypants12345 November 6, 2013

dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.

That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.

by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022

Poormond, VA

The real name for Richmond, VA. Poormond is the Capital of Virginia. It is filled with poverty, uneducated rednecks, men who are assholes, virtually no nightlife, and high quality drugs, particularly heroin and crack cocaine.

Let's go to Poormond, VA and score some dope!

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007