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Snow Poo 

This is a sex toy, created by defficating into a condom, then placing it into a freezer until fully frozen. The condom is then removed from the frozen faeces and the object is used as a dildo by the sexually adventurous.
"Darling, that snow poo you froze earlier might be ready to use now!"
Snow Poo by andyLD February 6, 2009

Soccer poo 

A soccer poop is a poo that comes out completely round and has shades of white along with the normal brownish color. Poo is never perfectly round, but a roundish shape will do.
I just had the most amazing soccer poo this morning. Guess I ate too many oreos last night.
Soccer poo by DahDahKaka January 12, 2012

snatchy poo 

a snatch (pussy) that has fecile matter on it.

also could be a cute name you can call your girlfriend's pussy.

Calling your girlfriends pussy a snatchy poo doesnt mean it has fecile matter on it.
dam that girl had a snatchy poo dood. it smelt like shit.
snatchy poo by WordistWerido October 9, 2009

silly poo 

aka May Shuk Kwan Leung, whose silly sense of humour and makes her irresistibly charming!
Silly Poo and SillyPooToo went on a wild three-day trip to Mr. Pipe's cottage in the woods.
silly poo by SillyPooToo October 16, 2008
A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her
Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl
Suzy poo by Russianmaster69 March 12, 2020

sticky pikey poo 

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
sticky pikey poo by Maxine W October 10, 2007