a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.
rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude
by jassu19 September 3, 2006
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A woman's ass that is well rounded, well shaped, and firm.
Not overly ghetto huge, but not small either.
Derived from 'Pillsbury Doughboy' cinnamon buns. Where the buns are warm, look tasty, and are always perfect.
A woman's ass that is well rounded, well shaped, and firm.
Not overly ghetto huge, but not small either.
Derived from 'Pillsbury Doughboy' cinnamon buns. Where the buns are warm, look tasty, and are always perfect.
Guy 1: Damn! Did you see the ass on that girl?
Guy 2: Naw. How'd it look?
Guy 1: That shit was pillsbury homie!
Guy 2: Naw. How'd it look?
Guy 1: That shit was pillsbury homie!
by Christian E. August 18, 2008
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It's similar to a Dutch oven, where someone farts and pulls the covers over your head ... Except you inflict it upon yourself.
by Chris Madison December 27, 2013
Get the Polish oven mug.a very smelly substance tht is used to "paint" the nail or nails. called nail polish it has various colors and smells funky. After a while it will chip and result in you painting agian or useing nail polish remover to take it off.
Usually is thick and applies easily with a brush.
Usually is thick and applies easily with a brush.
by ffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiii May 6, 2007
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When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
"After Mike Did a dutch oven to Sara and Alexis, Alexis farted under the covers, pulled the blanket over just her own head while shouting out: 'Dutch Oven!' Therby Polish Ovening herself.
by Jason Swetland April 11, 2007
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My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.
by Mark VZ December 20, 2006
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We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
by familyguyfanclub October 12, 2010
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