Plum

A firefighter or EMT who, through pure negligence fails to have the skills to do even the most simple aspects of the job.

That plum couldn’t even throw a ladder by himself!

by Visual_Dream May 07, 2019

Plums

A slang word for colorful golf balls that come in an assortment of colors like red, green, and yellow.

I picked up some new plums today, I can't wait to go play golf this week.
I hit a few plums into the water last round, no worries I'll pick up a new batch later.

I can't believe you hit that plum that far, your new to golf right?

by akarocket April 19, 2024

plum gone loco coco

When someone does or says something ridiculously out of the norm.

Set scene: 2 people at a counter ordering food, person comes up and cuts in front and tries to order something that this place doesn't even sell.

Person 1 looks at person 2 and says this dumb ass plum gone loco coco.

by Str8out March 17, 2021

pleasure plums

Another word for testicles.They look like plums and give pleasure.

We were playing soccer and he kicked me right in the pleasure plums.

by Matt Frame April 07, 2008

Yardie Plum

Another name for Marijuana

'yaaaa man Rastafarai let us a go spark up some of dat yardie plum'

by stealthmayjayrock May 28, 2014

Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick

I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum

by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019

Mr. Jasper (Plum)

Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.

Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!

by Can Opener 86 October 01, 2021