A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016

pineapple

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

by Tabasco Spitty December 1, 2011

[Rusty Pineapple]

After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.

The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.

"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"

by rusty pineapple February 4, 2009

Slushy Pineapple

The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.

I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?

by D-rok 817 January 12, 2011

Pineapple on a stick

Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.

It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans

by Rachael Hibbert March 4, 2009

Pineappleism

A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.

Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.

by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009

Pineappleism

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.

Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).

by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009