Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Pigeon fucked

When things are going your way and then out of nowhere some random person ruins everything for you

I was on a kill spree in Battlefield 1 until some sniper pigeon fucked me from the roof

by GetThePigeon February 09, 2017

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

pigeon bestie

A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.

I can't wait to wake up and talk to my pigeon bestie, they are the best part of my day

by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020

pigeon bestie

A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.

I can't wait to wake up and talk to my pigeon bestie, they are the best part of my day

by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020

Pigeon Person

Someone who struts around, pretends to know everything, and shits on everyone else, despite having a brain about the size of a walnut.

Don't be such a pigeon person.

by KaitoBF February 27, 2023

Pigeon Brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain can also refer to the proud human owner of such a cerebrum.

"Did you see Sean Hannity's latest segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

by Omlax October 27, 2020