The Phantom Tollbooth

A book/movie where a bored kid, Milo, gets this crazy toolbooth and drives away to this weird world filled with puns(Sea of Knowledge).
Milo was definitely on something.

"You ever read The Phantom Tollbooth?"
"Isn't that the one with the boring kid whos like so emo?"
"Huh..."

by Pblcnme October 20, 2006

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phantom fireworks

A fireworks outlet/showroom which sells high quality pyrotechnics. Meaning they dont keep them on the shelves for ages. Also they have great sales, basically for every holiday. (Buy 1 Get 1 Free, Buy 1 Get One for 99cents, Buy one Get 2 Free -- on select items).

Most; if not all of the Phantom stores are organized, and very clean. They only sell 1.4g Consumer Fireworks.

When shopping at Phantom its best to get the Buy 1 Get Free sale. Most of the items are overpriced(but good quality) so this is your best deal if you're getting a lot of works.

Its also owned by the B.J. Alan Company. Phantom is primarily based in the U.S.

"Wow they have high prices"
"Heh go for the Buy 1 Get 1 Free sale its worth it"
"Phantom Fireworks has good fireworks but is a little overpriced"

by Jsmooth June 18, 2006

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Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

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phantom vagina

The feeling of having a vagina when you're transitioning from mtf, but it's not actually there.

Person 1: You don't have a vagina you have a penis
Person 2: Nah fam I have a phantom vagina

by Locallesbian May 22, 2018

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nutmeg phantasy

An elaborate, vivid, and often seemingly "controllable" daydream that can be intensely pleasurable, scary, or phantasmagorical, caused by consuming copious amounts of nutmeg in order to obtain psychoactive effects. These episodes are usually intiated through contemplation, meditation, drifting off to a near sleep or trance like state, daydreaming, spacing out, listening to ambient or dreamy music, or even just randomly. Use caution when working with nutmeg. Start with low doses.

Dude, I had the craziest nutmeg phantasy the other day! I was walking home from school in a snowstorm, and then all of the sudden, I imagined that I was in a new Terminator movie, and my neighborhood was a battle field. I could hear gunshots and everything. Then I started to be able to "direct the action" and made a movie preview in my mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life, and out of all the nutmeg phantasies I've had, that one takes the cake.

by ACIDHEAD December 7, 2007

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