Peterson

A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people

He is a peterson! What an awful disgusting sad man.

by User T70 July 6, 2024

petrus

A person who doesnt get on discord, kills all of your minecraft villagers, highly autistic, down bad, sensitive, pedophile and is racist

Person 1: "Hey, stop that! You're acting like a petrus!"
Petrus: "nuh uh"

by Raintailbro February 17, 2024

Petersomnia

The condition of fearing being awake. you stay in such a sleepy state because you are truly afraid to be wide awake

That guy is literally always sleepy, I heard he has petersomnia

by RealTrashBoi February 23, 2024

petruška

loja's husband

petruška: "pome jebať"
loja."oki bbg"

by lojak1100 March 21, 2024

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024

peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

by Mobss May 28, 2025

peterson

likes too BUT FUCK the shit out of his brother

i just petersoned my brother

by paygorn12 July 26, 2025