When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
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A species of human evolved from homo sapiens, characterized by docility, compliance, and subjugation. A slave like species engineered over time to serve a technocratic globalist empire. Homo pecus individuals are optimized for labor, power generation collected from them in the form of taxation and usury, contributing to the economic and energy systems of the empire through collective, herd-like behavior. While genetically similar to homo sapiens, they are intellectually and behaviorally distinct from homo sapiens, homo pecus shares a common evolutionary lineage with homo techno, diverging in their role as passive consumers or recipients of technological outputs, rather than creators or programmers of technology.
A species of human evolved from homo sapiens, characterized by docility, compliance, and subjugation. A slave like species engineered over time to serve a technocratic globalist empire. Homo pecus individuals are optimized for labor, power generation collected from them in the form of taxation and usury, contributing to the economic and energy systems of the empire through collective, herd-like behavior. While genetically similar to homo sapiens, they are intellectually and behaviorally distinct from homo sapiens, homo pecus shares a common evolutionary lineage with homo techno, diverging in their role as passive consumers or recipients of technological outputs, rather than creators or programmers of technology.
In the dystopian novel, society has been divided into two classes: the ruling elite and the subservient Homo pecus, who are engineered for compliance and labor.
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When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 7, 2013
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(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
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The opposite of pussy whipped~
Also referred to as operation D.O.P.
I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.
The opposite of pussy whipped~
Also referred to as operation D.O.P.
I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.
Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.
Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.
I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.
Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’
Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.
I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.
Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’
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Yo, I drove past Levi’s house last night and he was getting the powerhouse padussy waller in the open garage.
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