by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

by Pony dude101 May 18, 2018

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce
by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025

Pedro is a latino guy that likes to upvote Pedro Urban definitions that say he must have a huge dick.
Pedro: "Pedro? Yeah I know him. He has a huge dick"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"
by boiledbarnacle May 19, 2023
