touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

patel

The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.

John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you?
Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.

by Raki Shaki November 18, 2006

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

Akash Patel

Someone that can suck 5 dicks at once

Akash Patel sucked 5 dicks yesterday

by tiktikboom3 March 20, 2017

PATD1

(n.) when a person has a fever, relatively high, and sweating it out won't work, it's called a PATD1. Referring to Panic at the disco's first CD, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

Sam: David called in sick today, he has a fever.
Arty: How bad is it?
Sam: It's a PATD1.
Arty: Yikes, I hope he get's better.

by Haeniuq February 19, 2009

Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.

Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!

by georgeee123 January 25, 2011

pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.

What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.

by 1Head June 3, 2019