PATD1 

(n.) when a person has a fever, relatively high, and sweating it out won't work, it's called a PATD1. Referring to Panic at the disco's first CD, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

Sam: David called in sick today, he has a fever.
Arty: How bad is it?
Sam: It's a PATD1.
Arty: Yikes, I hope he get's better.

PATD1 by Haeniuq February 19, 2009

celf patdown 

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.

I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building

celf patdown by Badanderson May 30, 2018

patdick 

A patdick is just an ASCII of a penis with Patrick Star's face.

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Don't spam the patdick!

patdick by amoongust March 17, 2017

enhanced patdown 

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.

TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."

enhanced patdown by OptOut November 18, 2010

Ocular Patdown 

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

Patterson Patdown 

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.

Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.

Patterson Patdown by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

patdy

An asian of epic proportions.

Usually defies laws of asianity, such as owning a dog and not eating it.

- Hey do you know Patdy?
- You mean the most swagalaggin asian alive?
-Yeah bro. She hasn't ate her dog yet though.
- That's weird. Maybe she'll give me an eggroll .
-Nah. She's probably doing her algebra 2 homework .

patdy by Thacookiemonstaa December 1, 2013