mom: why wont you finish your banana?
me: thats the black part of a banana no way im eating that.
mom: so?
me: its weird and gross
dad: so is your moms pussy but i still ate it
me: thats the black part of a banana no way im eating that.
mom: so?
me: its weird and gross
dad: so is your moms pussy but i still ate it
by BreadTaken January 11, 2021
This term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.
"You bitch, I'm gonna part your hair for that!"
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."
by Scottopolis May 18, 2006
There are 3 parts of NY state, here they are as simple as posible...
1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.
2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.
3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.
1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.
2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.
3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.
by Reggaetonist December 10, 2004
I don't need a relationship I've got a part time shag.
Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.
You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.
You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
by Princess Twilight Sparkle May 04, 2011
You had a huge poop earlier in the day and you are certain that you wont drop a deuce for a few days. Bam, two hours later you have a poop to rival the hugeness earlier.
by Jank2.0 May 13, 2013
Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?
Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.
Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.
Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.
Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.
Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
by Bergstein February 22, 2011
a faux medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.
by Jeokar March 17, 2011