Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 14, 2019

side link

Male or female who's on the side not considered as the main gf or bf. Only used for sex and brain and bow cat

Javan oi fam what happend to your side link

Jayden she ain't on seeing me still

by Mad Lucas 1 November 03, 2015

Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 19, 2022

side slurp

When one (male or female) sucks, gobbles, or slurps another’s dick from the side.

Jenna fell right beside Tristan’s dick so she decided one side slurp would not hurt.

by Big body Jody November 15, 2017

side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 29, 2021

side-pa

The name your side-bitches kid(s) call your father.

Little Johnny’s side-pa came to school today for grand-parents day.

by Almost 2 November 14, 2018

Side Backles

And form of wispy, springy, curly or otherwise out of control hair particles protruding from behind or around the ears. Common in young toddlers or primates but occasionally seen with electricians or professional kite fliers or radio tower repairmen.

Good lord Roberta! Did you see the crazy looking Side Backles on little Marvin? He must have gotten to close to the electrical outlet next to his crib!

by Intothe4restigo January 08, 2023