by moses March 23, 2005
A large BM (mud monkey) that is so large it is lying on the inner bowl of the toilet 1/2 exposed to the air.
"Dude, I thought took this massive dump and thought it was a gentle giant but no! it was a tide pole!" No way! THE tide pole? Fuckin sweet!
by SpankUrFace February 11, 2011
Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.
When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.
When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.
by BranPaul October 24, 2008
a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.
Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!
by majestricks December 05, 2009
by John Altieir June 04, 2007
when you are masturbating outside and it is snowing. right before you cum, you fall face first into the snow and you get "glued" by your own cum to the ground.
by music man May 20, 2006