weep off

To masturbate using one's own recently cried tears as lubricant.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Marc?

Guy 2: That smokin hot chick just shot him down hard.

Guy 1: I bet he's going to weep off again tonight.

by luc richard mbah amoute April 14, 2009

Diabeat-off

When a fat person gives a handjob.

Gee, Dawson's mom is so fat, she gives a nice diabeat-off.

by Cpt. StickyFingers May 10, 2014

Fup Off

When you cant say fuck or feck say FUP! Originated in the Irish television series Father Ted when they were banned from cursing in the picnic area

"No fupping way! Fup off I was here first"

by SazD September 27, 2005

sharing off

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.

No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!

by sounds80s July 19, 2014

off the rez

Crazy. Short for off the reservation

He's so far off the rez I don't even know what he's talking about.

by hisculip October 18, 2008

jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

by lolwhatisthis March 31, 2009

fuck off

1. (command) An exclamation of contempt with the intent of breaking rapport, usually directed towards an antagonist to go away or mind their own business.

2. (verb) To stave off responsibility or intellectual engagement, usually by spending time unproductively.

3. (noun) one who fucks off.

1. "Hey ladies, want to come have a drink with us?"

"No, fuck off!"

2. (verb) "I don't want to work right now, I just want to go home and fuck off."

3. (noun) "Joe will never get accepted to a decent college because he's too much of a fuck off."

by Da Toaster November 03, 2015