Ace of Deuces

This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.

Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.

by walter_white_ August 24, 2012

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

runny deuce

Diarrhea.

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.

by gnstrlove April 18, 2016

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Cut Deuce

A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.

Yo, can you pass me a beer?

friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one

Word, cut deuce bitch!

friend, fuck!

halfsys half

by OmegaL December 11, 2009

chuckin a deuce

A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.

Chico drove by chuckin a deuce.

by Chico H December 31, 2005