by chHAad February 11, 2021
by gnstrlove January 07, 2016
When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015
A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.
"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"
by spodacus January 18, 2008
- This job sucks. What should I do?
- Deuce and peace.
- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.
- Deuce and peace.
- This party sucks, I'm going to deuce and peace.
by t-o-i-m August 27, 2009
As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
by D rock 27 September 28, 2011
A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.
by Chico H December 30, 2005