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paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim
make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !
by chopmiester December 5, 2006
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shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.
by Kattie December 9, 2008
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papered down

It is the last few drinks of coffee, or other beverages in the paper to go cup.
Person1: "dude arnt you going to finish your coffee?"
Person2: "No man the rest is all papered down."
by Roger Badackter March 27, 2009
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Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.
Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.
by soulfulsock November 2, 2013
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Paper Blizzarding

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.
by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019
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Paper Whore

Someone (mostly a research professor) who could go to any extent to get his pointless research published.
My prof is such a "Paper Whore" material, he would even suck my dingy dong to get his work done.
by madingo_thatsme August 8, 2019
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Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017
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