jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

by not eton March 28, 2007

jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

Jerk Baby

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.

That guy over there is such a jerk baby.

by Wibly September 11, 2008

workle jerk

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.

Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."

by Noisy Ned August 06, 2010

Jew Jerk

When 6 guys are involved in a circle jerk, but instead of a circle, they jerk off in the form of a star of david

Jim: Hey we're going to do a Jew Jerk in the floor lounge. Want to Join?

by c3 brother January 30, 2010

jerking around

jerking around can mean that someone is behaving like an asshole and is not listening

Quit jerking around!
Why is everyone here jerking around?

by P. Orno December 14, 2017

Jerk Shark

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

by CHRISGRE August 06, 2007