Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

Goodwill funk

The often unpleasant smell from recently bought thrift shop clothes.

"This jacket needs to go through the wash. It's got that Goodwill funk."

by narwhal666 August 4, 2013

funk cutter

Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"

"Cor, that smells like the bog of eternal stench-who's the funk cutter?"

by wegotwood September 12, 2013

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

foster funk

When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day

Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong

by steviesupreme November 4, 2014

Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011