clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.
"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*
by vengefuII July 01, 2016
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Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
by motherfuckingterry January 16, 2013
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Clean Oliver

a Clean Oliver is someone who bathes for 2 hours every day.
I feel so clean now that i'm a Clean Oliver
by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 25, 2020
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chick clean

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."
His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."
by Viciovs January 07, 2014
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clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.
Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.
by FarashaSand December 14, 2008
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Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.
"i love Mr. Clean so much"
by goth coot September 25, 2020
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Mr. Clean

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM
by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019
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