clean bill

To drop a grand or more in one sitting.

Dude 1: "How much did u throw down on that whistler trip?"

Dude 2: "At least three clean bills bro!"

Happy Japanese guy: "U guys did some damage!"

by chaser85 March 9, 2015

The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

Stream cleaning

The act of using your hot urine to clean the inside of the toilet bowl while peeing.

Wife - "Did you clean the toilet up, we have company coming over."

Husband - "I'll do some heavy stream cleaning as soon as I finish this beer."

by super skeetv2 October 18, 2015

clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.

Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.

by Mac with a fork June 9, 2020

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

Clean the droid

Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.

Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."

by Qui-Gon Gin, extra dry December 31, 2009

Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

by Kmo7 April 12, 2020