Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)

Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.

by 009.5 January 21, 2020

canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.

Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.

by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017

AOL-ic

A person who signs up for internet service 'just for the convenience of email' who's friends and family soon begin planning an intervention to help them realize that the person is in total denial and unaware that they have become addicted to being online. Classic symptoms and changes in habit include withdrawal from outdoor activities, decline in personal hygiene, inability to keep appointments on time, dark circles under the eyes, and a propensity to run towards a computer every time a doorbell rings.

When Billy declined the free month-long vacation sailing the Caribbean with his family citing "spotty broadband access" as unacceptable living conditions, they could no longer look the other way; Billy was an AOL-ic.

by FatrCat November 12, 2009

with or without ice

When you are given the choice to use cocaine while under the influence of marijuana. Especially when you are in a public location.

Hey, do you want to go to the club with or without ice?

by Edias June 14, 2015

scrap ice

when theres pretty much no ice left in the ice tray and all thats left is frost, that tastes kind of like snow or salty freezer. Can also be used metiphorically to mean the last of something or the one that nobody wants.

I was getting ready to pour some ice tea, but when i got to the freezer all that was left was scrap ice.

Everyone in PE was picked for dodgeball except the usual scrap ice.

by Ande Withers March 2, 2008

ice housed

getting wasted off of ice house beer.

man i was ice housed last night, i dont remember shit!

by ottoman711 October 8, 2009

florida ice

Florida ice is the term used in the Southeast for the dangerously slippery road conditions that occur immediately after rain begins and grease and oil rise to the top of the just-wet road. After enough rain, the oil and grease are washed away and the road has better traction.

Rental car companies love the rainy season because of the business they get due to Florida ice.

by Gulfgirl January 18, 2017