Nathan

its when you take a pooh, and while poohing you pre-maturely blow your load, leaving you the ut-most suprised and confused

last night i took a nathan

by mitch john fuller May 16, 2009

Nathan

Nathan is a god at basketball. HiGhKeY. Nathan beat rep players at the neighbourhood. He is godlike at shooting pullup threes (THE BANK IS ALWAYS OPEN) Nathan is booty at fortnite and every video game ever invented. his best friend is a rich short white boi called gough.

Gamer girl 1: Wow that kid is bad at fortnite

Gamer girl 2: I know right he must be a Nathan

by Big Greens December 4, 2018

Nathan

A naive white boy with fish gills as abs

Have u seen Nathan; he’s so white

by Kim YEET February 23, 2019

Nathan

Nathan is the spawn of Satan. A BOY who looks like he’s rolled in some Doritos, steroids and cocaine his hair is so bleach blonde. This boy is a one of a kind! He’s lovely to start with but if you like disappointment then he’s your top guy! He likes to say he’s good in relationships and wants to settle but really he’s a massive twat.

He can’t cook, is untidy and quite lazy. His two most used lines are- ‘okay I’ll just go’ and ‘hey bubba’.

He lives with his flat mate as he fucks up every relationship with dishonesty and betrayal. So girls if you want to get your heart broken then he is the one for you!!

Ps- always wear protection😆

Nathan is a true heartbreaker

by Emilycollette March 8, 2019

Nathan

Nathan Dalling: One of the best runners in England. Has a sexy six pack. Quite popular. Add his snap n_dalling. Btw don't tell him I wrote this. I'm just a fan

rahh look at that Nathan. He Is soo sexy

by nathans mega crush December 12, 2018

Nathan

A guy who all the hot girls would like to fuck.

Girl: Look at Nathan. He is so fucking hot!!
Girl 2: Yeah I wish I could fuck him soooo hard!
Nathan: Hey bih. Meet me at my house at 8:00. We will take it from there...
Girl: OMG! I'm gonna get fucked! And you aren't!
Girl 2: (sigh) Maybe next time...

by fUcKmEhArD22 August 12, 2018

Nathan

A person who is full of bologna under all circumstances.

Person 1: Timing chains are better than timing belts.
Person 2: You're being a real Nathan right now.

by Not Sullivan January 23, 2019