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Muddy Tire 

A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.
After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.
Muddy Tire by Olmec May 9, 2008

Muddy Johnson 

When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.
guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.
Muddy Johnson by Kaemine June 16, 2010

Mandy Jane 

Charismatic and Adventurous, MandyJane, Wow she will never leave you wishing for more. Full-fills your fantasy's. MandyJane is the best toy in the toy store, plush and cuddly, no batteries required... hours and hours of feisty fun. MandyJane is your favorite person, she will always brighten your day because she is like pure sunshine. If ever you need to be put in a good mood, just call MandyJane. She enjoys dancing and doing acrobatics for an audience, sharing her passion with those who surround her. Her friends call her FairyJane because she is always running amuck sharing her fairy dust, giggles, wild energy and flare for life.
person 1: wow I'm feeling so sleepy...
person 2: have you tried a dose of MandyJane today?!
person 1: oh wow I've yet to try her, do you have her with you...
person 2: *blinks twice* FAIRYPOWER!!! I don;t always take Mandy Jane but when I do I take it analy ;)

oooh you silly FairyJane....
Mandy Jane by Scott HA August 22, 2012
Someone who really cares whether another person gets his dinner in time. He will go to great lengths for his friend to get food. And then he watches him eat it. Also, loves water.
My friend Mendy says i need food
Mendy by danish boy June 8, 2020
Must be someone so rare and beautiful and special to Garner so much negative attention. Does not need to constantly announce her qualities or put others down to feel better about herself.
That girl has taken so much shit and she's still standing. She must be a Mandy.
Mandy by Above The Noise January 31, 2021

Bob Munden 

The fastest gun who ever lived. He holds all 18 quick draw world records. he can draw from a leather holster, cock back an SAA, fire of a shot, and holster the gun in less than 0.02 seconds. That is literally faster than the blink of an eye.
Bob Munden: *BAM*
Person: "what happened? i blinked."
Bob Munden by Numerouno2794 March 1, 2010