bowl mustard

The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.

I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.

by Turd lover October 22, 2003

White Mustard

For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.

IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.

by Brian Mcpherrin June 18, 2007

Muntard

A cross between

'munt' and 'retard'

used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.

A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD

It was a MUNTARDED thing to do

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009

mustard tip

Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

Mustard

A slang word referencing asians with a slight tint of color on them

Hey chad how about that booty on that mustard .

by Cecilbricklayer2 April 18, 2018

Mustard slap day

Mustard is a day in which you slap your friend with a packet of Mustard or a handful of Mustard. This Day shall occur On the 10th of January

I'm going to slap you with some Mustard on Mustard Slap day

by Guy Might January 9, 2023

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010