Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.
by Shacklyn Knight April 05, 2004
no set definition, you just know. Imagine your skinny science teacher with a bit of a stubble who drinks pale ale with slightly wavy hair. Imagine Rosie Merrimen ( a girl with wavy hair who doesn't like Charlotte anymore and looks like Anne Frank and Anne Hathaway combined). Mule mode is a way of life. Its not a complement nor is it an insult. Ghasts are mule mode, abandoned mine shafts are mule mode. If you are unsure if something is mule mode contact 07453640995
"God she's mule mode" "that's not very mule mode of you"
by christainc December 25, 2021
ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow
Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally
You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow
by Yale historian July 05, 2021
by turtlesac November 25, 2016
I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 04, 2021