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Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.
" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"
by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013
mugGet the Bro Muffsmug.

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 15, 2014
mugGet the Muff crunchmug.

muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.
Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.
mugGet the muff spongemug.

Cinnamon Muff

Amy Adams nickname at school was cinnamon muff.
by PantsuGoblin February 24, 2023
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Muff Buck

A viral sensation instagram Group who has blown up in the last few weeks, they changed peoples lives🔥🔥🔥
Have u guys seen Muff Bucks new post?

Yea I’m so glad i found them, they changed my life🔥🔥🔥🔥
by muffbuc May 9, 2022
mugGet the Muff Buckmug.

chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011
mugGet the chutney muffmug.

rub the muff

I'm so horny, time to rub the muff!
by Black.Edding January 8, 2016
mugGet the rub the muffmug.

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