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Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan
Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!
by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024
mugGet the Mongmug.

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
mugGet the briefcase mong wipemug.

Mong

by Chloexxx12345667 September 20, 2020
mugGet the Mongmug.

mong

a person who uses the p90 and goes banana
"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"
by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021
mugGet the mongmug.

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell
"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"
by The1811 January 11, 2024
mugGet the Mong pheromonemug.

mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane
by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011
mugGet the mong-deanemug.

Monge

It's my last name
That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!
by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022
mugGet the Mongemug.

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