"Manchester city" or "Man city" are traditionally a mid table football team, that's soccer to any persons from across the pond, who finish in around 14th position in the premiership, that was until a "Arab" billionaire decided to ruin the game by bribing any half decent players to sit on the bench and pay the player £250.000 a week, even Chelsea who were always in the top four in the league don't pay that much, one must draw a line under the ridiculous pay structure. "Man shitty" like to play ugly football with ugly players such as Argentine born Teves, most English clubs wouldn't employ the old enemy but for "Manchester city" it's ok for 2 or more players from this war mongering country to play for them, they are and always will be second team in the shit hole of Manchester to manure or Manchester United as they are more popularly known.
At half time the so called glory huntings fans ate goats head and eye balls at "Manchester city" now that the Arab billionaire owner has changed the menu from lard and toe nail pies to more of a traditional middle eastern fare.
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a short person who isnt short enough to be a dwarf of midget and is puportioned like a normal human being rather than short arms and legs with a big head, looks exactly normal except hella small (usually 5ft or so)
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He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.
He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.
He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
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