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office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.
This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind
by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008
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Materazzi

Marco Materazzi is a player who plays tough defense and is good with his head. Made famous in the 2006 Fifa World Cup, by not only scoring goals and playing hard D, but getting the french Superstar Zidane red carded over some simple (and not uncommon) trash talk.
*some shirt tugging by Materazzi*
Zidane: If you want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game
Materazzi: I don't want you shirt I want your sister
Zidane: O NO YOU DIDNT !!!! **headbutt**

French: Materazzi's plan all along was to get Zidane kicked out because they knew that's the only way they could win

Sensible Person: Zidane resorted to violence after trash-talk from Materazzi, Zidane should be ashamed for embarrassing his country.
by ohyouknowme June 18, 2008
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Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.
by McCargo January 15, 2009
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Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*
by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022
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MaterialScientist

The gatekeeper and guardian of wikipedia and wikimedia, MaterialScientist acts as the protector of accurate information in annoying fashion that prevents anyone from having fun.
Oh my, they deleted all of my updates for Zizek! Stupid MaterialScientist, always ruining our wikipedia fun!
by ZizekFan2011 August 29, 2011
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Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.
"Dude that shot was crank squad material"
by nt41 May 21, 2009
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girlfriend material

1. a heterosexual female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a heterosexual male's ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper
Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.
by mordeki April 12, 2005
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