McDonalds Colors 

Every wonder why the colors are Red, Yellow, and White? The answer is simply it is the combination of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Don't ask why they were simply bored, and very very high.

Look for the SIGNS, the SIGNS are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do is believe. McDonalds Colors

McDonalds Colors by McThis June 17, 2008

McDonalds fan club 

1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.

2) a joke invented by a high school student

3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA

1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".

2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?

kid2: ok, fire away

kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.

kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.

McDonalds fan club by The hidden N August 24, 2010

McDonalds meat prosesing 

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.

McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

McDonalds meat prosesing by Dain666699999000true March 10, 2009

mcdonalds coffee 

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

mcdonalds coffee by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

McDonalds Surprise 

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

McDonalds Surprise by LDF June 11, 2005

Mcdonalds Fingers 

The nasty fingers of a little kid after going through those gross play places at Mcdonalds, Burger king, etc. It is used in the sense of how dirty someone or something is.

Dude. you look so gross, You got some Mcdonalds Fingers.

Mcdonalds Fingers by Anthony the Gaipster February 20, 2011

McDonalds Drive-Through 

While having sex with a woman doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, giving her the false impression that you just cum. Then when she turns around you cum right in her face.

Like when you go to the McDonalds Drive-Through and you pull your food out of the window.

McDonalds Drive-Through by Daniel88 December 6, 2006