Maths

A form of torture nobody understands

Student A: Maths needs to go die slowly and painfully in a hole

Everyone else in existence: I agree

by moooony February 13, 2023

maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.

I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.

by Abd_ May 7, 2023

maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️

“Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”

by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023

Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

by Alkaiser September 9, 2010

Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size

Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson

by gg bibba August 12, 2019

le mathieu a paula

le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes

wow le mathieu a paula a battu un enfant. encore 😳

by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020

Oliver Mathias

Person that is a PISCIS man...
He is lovely, shy, lovepfmylifeoliveriloveyousomuch, kind, monster 👹, olivermarrymepls
And most importantly

They are very talented, loud asf, sweet, interesting. lol why did i made this

Me: te amo amore mio, ily sm
Oliver Mathias: no, you.

by alex93732 March 26, 2021