Master Catfisher

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.

She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Master Moss

That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".

Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.

Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.

by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021

Crog-Master

Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.

Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."

by crisis31 April 20, 2010

The Master Wisdom

Some arrogant douche who spends far too much time making definitions on Urban Dictionary. Clearly he is not as smart as he believes, and might need to check the definitions of root words before he starts running his mouth. He can usually be spotted in the natural habitat of his mom's basement with his head shoved up his own ass.

Guy 1: Why won't that guy shut the fuck up?
Guy 2: That's The Master Wisdom
Guy 1: Oh that explains it......what a douche

by EkulNosnhoj November 17, 2011

Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"

Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.

by warontara September 19, 2012

Master-rage

Raging by oneself alone in the dark by the light of your laptop.

Nathan goes to the U of M during finals week and master-rages alone.

by Pookiebear1111111111 December 16, 2011

Master Wheeler

A male that is very successful with women with any aprouch. No matter how good looking he is, he always gets his women single or attached. Also a male maybe called a master wheeler by his male friends in a sarcastic way if he constantly makes his friends look bad. He brings down the group of males desirability by acting stupied dressing funny and scaring away women. Also he is negative towards his friends that are trying to pick women up.

An example of a calling a male a master wheeler, in a sarcastic way is a male that is making stupid comments, bringing up past mishaps that make others look bad and ruin there chances of picking up women. An example of a master wheeler is a male that has no trouble picking up women,he is always confident with out a shadow of a doubt. He never puts his friends down and is also a fairly good wingman if u don't mess with his game.

by Co-op Student February 11, 2014