multi-level marketing

some chick named brexleigh or something: Want to join my multi-level marketing company?!?! It’s only 6 million dollars (and your soul) and then you can be a girlboss like me!

Person 2: that sounds like a pyramid scheme
by hajiler October 01, 2023
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market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.
"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"
by protocoldroid June 22, 2004
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market square day

a day in Portsmouth, New Hampshire when all the lovely liberals (i <3 liberals!!) of the secaost get together and listen to music and eat smothies and stuff. much fun, lots of street vendors.
"i got these sweet berkenstocks at market square day last year"
by No soup for you April 21, 2005
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Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.
Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!
by ridespacemountain December 22, 2016
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Black Market Pharmacist

Person 1: Yo where did u get that kush?
Person 2: From the Black Market Pharmacist
by Rspmx147 October 08, 2020
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sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.
Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.
by jimbob77 January 09, 2019
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