SQUID MARK

A mark often left on the front of a pair of underwear, usually the result of leftover male ejaculate.
After a pleasurable night of adultery with my wife's sister, the only evidence that got me busted was a couple of overlooked squid marks on my boxers, and her dress.
by Briggsyl March 30, 2008
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skid marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"
by Tizzle Foshizzle ©2002 February 25, 2004
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pity marks

Marks that a teacher gives you when he or she doesn't have the heart to give you the zero you actually deserve.
Zack: Professor Marshmallow gave me 2 out of 10 on my project. I guess it could have been worse.

Peter: Come on. Those were pity marks.
by Medicine Show July 04, 2010
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mod mark

the current lead designer of Runescape, who oversaw the introduction of the Squeal of Fortune, the EOC, and a number of other crappy updates that led to the game's official death.
nightmarerh: mod mark has fucked us again!
by zurg blurg September 20, 2013
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mark gatiss

writer and cast member of bbc sherlock. born in the same womb as steven moffat. satan spawn. writes a brilliant show and torments innocent fans with lies and heartbreak
Did you hear what Moffat said about series 4?

I thought that was Mark Gatiss?
Eh, whats the difference at this point
by homeboy177 February 24, 2014
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trim the mark

To scam an unsuspecting fool, also known as a “mark”. Likely part of the vocabulary of late 19th and early 20th century grifters and carnies.
Time to trim the mark.
by BartCarney February 21, 2018
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Mark Cohen

Sexy filmmaker in RENT. Lives with his two AIDS-infected best friends. Still loves his ex-girlfriend, Maureen, who is now bisexual.
Mark Cohen is the greatest fictional filmmaker ever to be brought to life
by Lyk WHOAA me January 09, 2006
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