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Mario Palm 

The skin abrasion acquired when one chooses to partake in any of the Mario Party Games offered for N64 which require rapid friction between the joystick and the users palm; usually in a circular motion.

This can can also appear as a blister, and often painfully peels away over the following days.
"Woah, why is your hand all bandaged up?"

"Mario Palm. The Tug-O-War had me going bat shit crazy."
Mario Palm by cakeoh January 7, 2012
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Mario Marconi 

Real name 'Shaun Astbury'

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
Man: "Mario Marconi is a on TV again tonight."

Woman: "OH MAY GOD REALLY?!!, I LOVE MARIO MARCONI"

Man: "Well, dur... You are a woman, all women love Mario Marconi, even lesbians. I wish I was Mario Marconi.

Mario Winans 

Someone who i think will succeed
I dont wanna know is a good song.
Mario Winans by Mike May 2, 2004

mario vasquez 

A classy motherfucker who dropped out of american idol cuz he said "he can make it by himself" which he did, droppin that hot single "Gallery" ft. baby bash
jimbo- yo you hear that song gallery by mario vasquez
earl- yeah its pretty hot
jimbo- fuck yeah, MV's my boy
mario vasquez by Elsa Bingerbodem September 17, 2006

Mario Sis. 

A girl so enormously in love with the Mario Bros. that she would do anything to be adopted.
Mario Sis.: Hi Luigi, can I be your little sister?

Luigi: I'll have to check with Mario Mario first, cause I'm nothing but a lame sidekick that can't really make my own decisions.

Mario: Well you can be a Mario Sis. if you show us how to kick Bowsers ass once and for all.
Mario Sis. by BurgerMaria June 22, 2011

Mario Madness 

The frustration and/or anger exhibited by players of Mario who find themselves momentarily incapable of denying the futility of going against the relentless process that IS Mario.
Incoherent screaming from basement:--BROCCOLI &$^#*$&# MOTHER &%$#@&$ $%^$ IN MY %##%&%$ I &$^#^&$ HATE THIS PIECE OF &*&^*^--
Todd: Did you see the Wii remote in the tv?
Kelly: ^&+$ing Mario Madness, dude.
Mario Madness by Kpatch January 2, 2012

mario kart rage 

The rage that is induced by playing Mario Kart (especially on N64) even when the player does not become visibly angered by other video games.
Greg: Fuck! NO!!! How did you fall down there?! I pressed the button!
Don: Dude, it's just Mario Kart. Calm down.
Greg: You don't understand. RRGGH!
Don: Everytime we play you let your Mario Kart rage take over.
mario kart rage by azaleajones November 16, 2013