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medical marijuana 

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."

suck the semen from the marijuana 

When you try to get the best and last of your marijuana

to suck so hard on your bong that you smoke all of it, and it is sucked into the water

get a large hit

to get such a good hit, ht you jizz.
Sarah: dude you have to suck the semen from the marijuana

Why Marijuana dog 

How a stoner refers to a Weimaraner dog.
Stoner to dog owner: Dude, that's a dope why marijuana dog, man.
Why Marijuana dog by Najerie July 9, 2024

The new marijuana 

Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well?
The new marijuana by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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