mandice

Part of the male reporductive system. An average male has 2.

A.k.a testes, testicles, nads, balls.

He kicked me in the mandice!
Damn! My mandice are suffering!

by AsPHy April 15, 2004

Mandilon

A man who is not allowed to go out without the girlfriend/wife supervision.

Eric cannot come to anytattoo conventions alone because Eric is a Mandilon

by NonMandilon May 12, 2016

Manditation

A invitation to a function that is mandatory.

jim: hey did you get the invitation to the bosses Christmas party?

Brad: you mean the manditation... that party is mandatory if you want your bonus.. what a douche..

by trojanpride December 13, 2010

mandibating

action of a longlegged spider rapidly bobbing up and down on the spot - usually in a corner of the ceiling.- for no apparent reason except maybe to unnerve the viewer

''eeww! look a spider''
''what the hell is it doing''?
''it's being weird..it's...it's..mandibating''
''oh god i hope it's not getting ready to leap''
''AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH''......runs from room.

by oakie noo January 1, 2011

Madian

The coolest guy in town, predominantly from "Flevoland" in the Netherlands.

you know that guy @madian4k, you know he is a real Madian.

by EEchopperEE March 11, 2019

Maddisyn

Maddisyn is unique you can tell by the way her name is spelt. There are two types of Maddisyn’s (1) She is very annoying to be around. In class she’ll ask to sit next to you during a movie and whenever you talk she’s always shushing and then she starts talking. Even with how annoying she is she’s very sweet and pretty. She also claims that everyone and everything is annoying. Make sure not to make Maddisyn upset there will be consequences! (2) This Maddisyn is very sweet and kind. She is overall pretty and very smart. She thinks of everyone equal and is really good at comebacks. You are lucky to have this kind of Maddisyn if you guys get into a fight she will MOST DEFINITELY the first one to say their sorry.

(1) Person 1: Maddisyn is so annoying!
(1) Person 2: I know!

(2) Person 1: Maddisyn is so sweet.
(2) Person 2: Yeah, she bought me pizza for no reason.

by XxXcLoWnChEcKxXx April 26, 2020

mandibbles

a descriptive phrase to describe a manlike woman. Usually one who spends lots of time inhabiting the snootch.

Mandibbles Karen is spending so much time in Wendy's snootch!

by wildmanUKstyle January 4, 2011