Task Manager Lag

The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.

Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!

by the2ndflood August 04, 2008

Let Me Speak To Your Manager

The classic phrase of a Karen when they get mad (basically, every five minutes)

Random girl *on the phone*: Hóla Mama! ¿Quieres algo en la tienda?
Karen: HEY, LITTLE GIRL, THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK FRICKING ENGLISH!
Girl: No uuuuuu
Karen: DID YOU JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?!?!?
Girl: Ummm, yeah, that’s how a conversation works, Karen
Karen: LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

Girl: ........ I’m a kid

by MemeFace November 09, 2020

too many letters; didn't manage

One can say about something inappropriately lengthy. Abbreviation is tml;dm.

x: Dude, you're totally have to check it out!
y: too many letters; didn't manage :(

by nefis February 07, 2009

Advanced Power Management (APM)

Punch card power management

APM blows chunks!

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

global supply chain management

An absolute BS course in the study of International Business.

Question: 3 customers and 4 shops. Calculate the volume of the inner center of the earth and apply it to the moon landing controversy.

(Global Supply chain management) having nothing and solving world hunger.

by IBsurvivor247 October 18, 2017

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022