Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.
"Joe you were nuts last night!"
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
by jdubs319 April 17, 2011
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Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.
by SomeDude0311 October 11, 2011
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Also known as: sickness in the machine
Getting sick and not having to attend school/work. If its an infectious but non painful disease this is usually seen as a win/win situation. If it is non infectious but physically limiting one begins to question if it was worth it. Generally it refers to the former.
Getting sick and not having to attend school/work. If its an infectious but non painful disease this is usually seen as a win/win situation. If it is non infectious but physically limiting one begins to question if it was worth it. Generally it refers to the former.
Worker 1: Wow, he got sick right before the meeting
Worker 2: I know, thats a real case of Flu ex machina right there
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Student 1: Did you hear mat got sick today? He's so lucky, we have a project due and two tests.
Student 2: Yeah except he's throwing up every 30 minutes and is within an inch of his life.
Student 1: Oh...
Worker 2: I know, thats a real case of Flu ex machina right there
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Student 1: Did you hear mat got sick today? He's so lucky, we have a project due and two tests.
Student 2: Yeah except he's throwing up every 30 minutes and is within an inch of his life.
Student 1: Oh...
by hchambers November 10, 2011
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Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
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Get the The Meme Machine mug.The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.
Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"
Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."
Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."
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