Mom

A women that can either be an asshole or a nice lady that controls you when you are a child that can’t wipe his own fucking ass

Me: Mom come wipe my dirty asshole
Mom: *Has so many regrets*

by Fredironflame September 8, 2021

mom

a mom is someone who thinks their blocking you from the gates of hell when their really opening them for you

¨im you mom listen to me¨

by randomgayperson September 21, 2021

Mom

Something I wanna smash

Boyfriend: "Did you ask your mom if I could sleepover tonight?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah"
Boyfriend: "Perfect."

by weinderdog October 3, 2021

mom

your mom

“mom help me with homework plzzzz.”
“No.”
“die”

by iehgrwos October 3, 2021

Mom

A cow

your mom is ugly as hell.

by oristi October 5, 2021

Mom

Mom, the most powerful being in the universe
Main Weapon: Belt
Weak Spot: None

Run, it's Mom

by DidUrMom127 October 14, 2021

Mom

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by your mom your mom November 2, 2021